tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-237647352024-02-21T02:35:47.233+00:00theGoose.org.ukUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1132125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-25399481276615763332009-01-20T19:30:00.001+00:002009-01-20T19:33:22.037+00:00A Short Story<small>One day, long, long ago there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.<br /><br /><a href="http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/?action=view¤t=image001-2.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/image001-2.gif" border="0" alt="grumpycow"></a><br /><br />But this was a long time ago . . . and it was just that one day. <br /><br />The End</small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com121tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-77504771485439718002008-11-11T11:00:00.000+00:002008-11-11T14:08:28.023+00:00Remember<small><a href="http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/?action=view¤t=BBCPoppies.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/BBCPoppies.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-45014518251885875762008-10-31T17:55:00.000+00:002008-10-31T17:57:36.572+00:00TIP OF THE DAY<small>Save time when crossing a One Way street by only checking traffic in the direction it allowed to come from.<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Andy (Leeds)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">EDIT</span><br /><br />Always check traffic in both directions even on a one way street in case some blonde chav with more tits than brains is driving at 40mph in the wrong direction.<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Andy ( Leeds General Hospital)</span></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-37280749897147917652008-10-28T23:52:00.001+00:002008-10-28T23:54:24.376+00:00October<small>October<br />And the trees are stripped bare<br />Of all they wear<br />What do I care<br />October<br />And kingdoms rise<br />And kingdoms fall<br />But you go on</small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-16156870232718129102008-10-28T21:45:00.000+00:002008-10-28T21:46:15.578+00:00ON THIS DAY<small><span style="font-weight:bold;">1962: World relief as Cuban missile crisis ends</span><br /><br />The world has breathed a collective sigh of relief after the superpowers reached an agreement ending the immediate threat of nuclear war.<br /><br />Russian leader Nikita Khrushchev has agreed to dismantle all Russian missiles based in Cuba and ship them back to the Soviet Union.<br /><br />The announcement was made in a public message to President John F Kennedy broadcast on Moscow Radio.<br /><br />In response, President Kennedy said the decision to remove the Cuban missiles was an "important contribution to peace".<br /><br />He has also promised the US will not invade Cuba and will eventually lift the US naval blockade imposed on the island.<br /><br />The blockade will continue until effective UN inspection ensures that the missiles in Cuba have been dismantled.<br /><br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/october/28/newsid_2621000/2621915.stm" target="blank">more here</a></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-29518256659290878652008-10-28T21:40:00.000+00:002008-10-28T21:41:39.690+00:00Women!<small><a href="http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/?action=view¤t=Pardon_My_Planet-1.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/Pardon_My_Planet-1.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-62985612172046088872008-10-28T21:17:00.001+00:002008-10-28T21:19:44.073+00:00ON THIS DAY<small><span style="font-weight:bold;">1986: 'Evil' Bamber jailed for family murders</span><br /><br />A 24-year-old man has been jailed for life for killing five members of his family at their farmhouse in Essex.<br /><br />Jeremy Bamber will now serve a minimum of 25 years for the murders of his step-parents, sister and her two six-year-old sons.<br /><br />As the guilty verdict was delivered at Chelmsford Crown Court, Bamber slumped slightly but gave no further reaction.<br /><br />Sentencing Bamber to five life prison terms, the judge Mr Justice Drake said he was "warped and evil beyond belief".<br /><br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/october/28/newsid_2477000/2477857.stm" target="blank">more here</a></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-56395120200543139282008-10-28T21:08:00.000+00:002008-10-28T21:09:20.968+00:00Joke<small>Barack Obama decided to go for a hot air balloon ride and realizes he is lost. He lowers his altitude and spots John McCain fishing from a boat below. <br /><br />Obama shouts to McCain, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." <br /><br />McCain consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. <br /><br />Obama rolls his eyes and says, "You must be a Conservative!" <br /><br />"I am," replies the McCain. "How did you know?"<br /><br />"Well," answers Obama, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me." <br /><br />McCain smiles and responds, "You must be a Liberal." <br /><br />"I am," replies Obama. "How did you know?" <br /><br />"Well," says McCain, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."<br /><br /><font color="#CC0000"><i>thanks Ric</i></font></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-4631829623043299972008-10-28T20:41:00.001+00:002008-10-28T20:41:48.660+00:00Geography<small>Whats the capital of india?<br /><br />Leicester</small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-78060677401471923372008-10-28T20:29:00.000+00:002008-10-28T20:30:59.735+00:00How Cool Are You?<small>theGoose only managed 8/10<br /><br />How about you?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.sailinganarchy.com/genera.../cool_test.htm" target="blank">Take The Test</a></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-57449770486297365212008-10-28T19:38:00.002+00:002008-10-28T19:42:49.824+00:00The Comedic Genius of the BBC<small>""He fucked your granddaughter... I'm sorry I apologise. Andrew, I apologise, I got excited, what can I say - it just came out."<br /><br />"I said some things I didn't of oughta, like I had sex with your granddaughter..."<br /><br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7694989.stm" target="blank">answerphone message left for Andrew Sachs</a></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-42962674453792048072008-10-28T19:31:00.001+00:002008-10-28T19:31:51.530+00:00Six stages of married life:<small><span style="font-weight:bold;">1:</span> Tri-weekly<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">2:</span> Try weekly<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">3:</span> Try weakly<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">4.</span> Try oysters<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">5:</span> Try anything<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">6:</span> Try to remember</small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-81820662476969695912008-10-25T23:58:00.001+01:002008-10-26T00:02:58.377+01:00Tottenham sack Ramos and Comolli<small>Tottenham Hotspur have sacked coach Jaunde Ramos, along with sporting director Damien Comolli.<br /><br />Spurs have also parted company with first team coaches Gus Poyet and Marcos Alvarez, following the team's long string of poor results.<br /><br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7691457.stm" target="blank">The club confirmed the clear-out in a statement on their website</a><br /><br />Backroom staff-members Clive Allen and Alex Inglethorpe will step in to take charge of Sunday's Premier League match against Bolton.<br /><br />Spurs are bottom of the Premier League after taking just two points from their opening eight matches this season.<br /><br /><a href="http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/?action=view¤t=laughingsmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/laughingsmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/?action=view¤t=laughingsmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/laughingsmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/?action=view¤t=laughingsmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/laughingsmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/?action=view¤t=laughingsmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/laughingsmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/?action=view¤t=laughingsmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/laughingsmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-34437806146619773972008-10-25T23:47:00.000+01:002008-10-25T23:48:39.008+01:00Neil Young - Only Love Can Break Your Heart<small><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AgSp5IJH5_w&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AgSp5IJH5_w&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-2518235753327053042008-10-25T21:55:00.001+01:002008-10-25T21:56:37.625+01:00<small>London Underground wish to apologise for the severe points failure in the tottenham area<br /><br />Due to an irregular betting pattern, William Hill has suspended betting on all this week's football.......it seems someone placed a £10 bet on tottenham to win.<br /><br />tottenham Hotspur have just been fined £500,000 under the Trades Description's Act for posing as a "football team".<br /><br />Just went down the newsagent's and bought tottenham Hotspur Magazine. Thank goodness they had porn mags to hide it in!<br /><br />What is the difference between tottenham and a jar of flowers? You can see a jar of flowers on top of a table.<br /><br /><font color="#CC0000"><i>cheers GMan</i></font></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-36648469637244408422008-10-25T21:50:00.000+01:002008-10-25T21:51:29.429+01:00<small>Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by.<br /><br />"Boy I'd love to screw her" says one lawyer.<br /><br />"yeah, I would too," says the other. "But out of what?"</small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-72455004156446215332008-10-25T21:37:00.001+01:002008-10-25T21:40:51.401+01:00Keane - Spiralling<small>I fashioned you <br />From jewels and stone <br />I made you <br />In the image of myself <br />I gave you <br />Everything you wanted <br />So you would never know <br />Anything else <br /><br />But everytime <br />I reach for you <br />You slip <br />Through my fingers <br />Into cold sunlight <br />Laughing at the things <br />That I had planned <br />The map of my world gets <br />Smaller as I sit here <br />Pulling at the loose <br />Threads now <br /><br />We're tumbling down <br />We're spiralling <br />Tied up to the ground <br />We're spiralling <br />When we fall in love <br />We're just falling <br />In love with ourselves <br />We're spiralling<br /><br /><a href="http://www.keanemusic.com/" target="blank">KeaneMusic.com</a></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-41291083046191859032008-10-24T20:13:00.001+01:002008-10-24T20:13:54.694+01:00<small>When a groggy Vedran Corluka regained consciousness in the ambulance leaving the Britannia Stadium on Sunday he asked medical staff who he was.<br /><br />On being told he played football for Tottenham Hotspur he lapsed into a coma.</small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-41540710113036356162008-10-22T21:41:00.001+01:002008-10-22T21:42:17.082+01:00Someone pulled the plug :)<small>Power company in administration<br /><br />An electricity company which supplies 40,000 small businesses has gone into administration, the BBC has learned.<br /><br />A buyer was unable to be found for Electricity 4 Business (E4B), which is based in Milton Keynes, energy regulator Ofgem confirmed. <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7684880.stm" target="blank">More here</a></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-79126800555337779702008-10-22T21:26:00.002+01:002008-10-22T21:27:23.535+01:00George Keeps "Active"<small><a href="http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/?action=view¤t=GeorgeWorkingAtHome.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/GeorgeWorkingAtHome.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-22927571515852419022008-10-22T21:26:00.001+01:002008-10-22T21:26:43.009+01:00George Does Prison<small><a href="http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/?action=view¤t=GeorgePrisonCell.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/GeorgePrisonCell.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-18458652320517541442008-10-22T21:25:00.000+01:002008-10-22T21:26:11.533+01:00George Does The Beach<small><a href="http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/?action=view¤t=GeorgeNudeBeach.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/GeorgeNudeBeach.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-64437170362849769492008-10-22T21:11:00.003+01:002008-10-22T21:12:48.378+01:00Priceless<small><a href="http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/?action=view¤t=Rohypnol001.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/Rohypnol001.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br /><font color="#CC0000"><i>This isn't funny, Bad George!</i></font></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-89740324533369394742008-10-22T21:11:00.001+01:002008-10-22T21:11:34.911+01:00Money troubles?<small><a href="http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/?action=view¤t=NewDollar.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/NewDollar.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23764735.post-42518782815612834692008-10-22T21:10:00.000+01:002008-10-22T21:11:05.235+01:00The earliest known photo of Michael Phelps<small><a href="http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/?action=view¤t=MJ2Za9Vhmclok4zkVRIyx0MC_400.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/MJ2Za9Vhmclok4zkVRIyx0MC_400.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></small>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0