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St. George Unofficial Bank Holiday

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Bad Jokes Can't Go Unpunished


Q: How many Spaniards does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just Juan.

Q: What do you call a cow that has had a baby?
A: Decalfinated.

Q: How do you put a Giraffe in a Refridgerator?
A: Open the door and put him in.

Q: How do you put an Elephant in a Refridgerator?
A: Take out the Giraffe.
Leave fur where it belongs