Badger Goes Shoping

Badger is in a supermarket.

A beautiful blonde waves at him and says hello.

Badger is rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?"

To which she replies "I think you are the father of one of my kids."

Now Badger thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My gawd, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table, with all of my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and stuck a carrot up my butt?".

She said, "NO! I'm your son's Math Teacher!"