A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. Picks up the dog by the leash and starts swinging him around and around.

Bartender says, "Sir, what are you DOING?"

Blind guy says, "Just lookin' around."


Q: Why are lots of famous artists Dutch?
A: Because they were born in Holland.

Q: What are the signs of iron deficiency?
A: Crumpled clothes.

Q: Why do Humming Birds Hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.


My neighbor`s young son swallowed a quarter, a dime and a nickle. He was rushed to the hospital.

The next day I asked my neighbor how his son was doing, and he replied,

"No change yet".