St. George Unofficial Bank Holiday

Friday, March 24, 2006

Golf clubs urged to attract ethnic minorities

Due to large Caddy shortage.
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Britain's leading golf official has urged promoters of the sport to find more effective ways of attracting more people from ethnic minorities to the sport.

Peter Dawson, chief executive of the St Andrews-based Royal and Ancient Golf Club, argues that this is one of the sport's greatest challenges.

How would you attract more "minorities" to play Golf?

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
- Tiger Woods

My idea to attract more Saudis would be to, swap the ball for rocks and the flag for a 'criminal' and, combine Golf with a good stoning. I feel a Fatwha coming on
Leave fur where it belongs