Q: Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.

Q: What did the policeman say to his chest?
A: You're under a vest.

Q: What is Irish and stays out all night ?
A: Patty O'Furniture.

Q: Did you hear about the new comic book super hero?
A: He's half man and half cow. He's just one of those unexpected Moooooo-tations.

Q: You want to hear a dirty joke?
A: Well, there was this white elephant who fell in a mud hole.