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Monday, March 27, 2006

Safer Birth Pill On The Way

Scientists are developing a contraceptive pill which carries a lower risk of breast cancer than the current combined pill.

It is hoped the new pill, currently being tested on women, could be widely available within five years.

It is based on the controversial emergency contraception pill - RU486. The New Pill is about the size of a pebble, made of stone and will be placed in the shoe of the consenting male, thus making him limp and unable to fertilise the egg.
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