Easter Sales

It will be a typical Easter Weekend, getting it in the ear about "this needs doing that needs doing, are you going to watch TV all weekend? why didn't you marry the TV instead [I have asked myself that one] all you do is sit there on your fat arse...."

Where was I? ahh, The Easter Sales, her indoors reckons we need a new sofa, I didn't, until I saw this one that was. NSFW