Q: What do rural Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?
A: Both live off dead beetles.

Q: What has three legs and lives on a farm?
A: Paul McCartney and Heather Mills.

Q: What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?
A: An udder failure.

Q: Did you hear the story about the stupid Texan?
A: He thought that Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.