St. George Unofficial Bank Holiday

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Things People Say

"I read in the paper how John Smoltz, the Atlanta Braves star, showed up at training one day with a painful-looking welt across his chest and, when pressed for an explanation, admitted that he had tried to iron a shirt while he was wearing it.

It occurred to me that although I have never done anything quite so foolish, it was only because I had not thought of it."
-Bill Bryson
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