There are at least eight types of orgasm of a woman.

1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes..................
2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No....................
3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No............
4. The Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming.............
5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God.........................
6. The Userer - Ahh, More, More, More.....................
7. The Murderer - Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you...
8. The Submariner - Mmm...OHHH...Deeper...Go DEEPER !!