Joke

Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.

After a tour of the reservation they were on, she asked why there was a difference in the number of feathers in their headress.

She asked a brave who had only one feather in his headress. His reply was "me only have one squaw, me only have one feather".

She asked another brave, feeling the first brave was only joking.

This brave had four feathers in his headress. He replied, "ugh...me have four feathers because me sleep with four squaws"

Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of mates involved, she decided to interview the chief.

Now the chief had a headress full of feathers which needless to say amused Mrs Walters, she asked the chief, "why do you have so many feathers in your headress?"

The chief proudly pounded his chest and said "me chief, me f*ck-um all. Big, small, tall me f*ck them all".

Horrified, Mrs Walters stated, "You ought to be hung!"

The chief replied "you damn right me hung........like buffalo."

Mrs Walters cried "You don't have to be so hostile."

The chief replied "hoss-style, dog-style,hog-style, wolf-style, any style, me f*ck-um all".

With tears in her eyes Mrs Walters cried "oh dear".

The chief said, "no deer.. me no f*ck deer, asshole too high and f*ckers run too fast, no f*ck deer".

Mrs Walters fainted.

from George!!