Joke

A Jelly Bean walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.

After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that newclub, fancy tagging along?"

The Jelly Bean says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, Ialways end up getting my head kicked in.

"So Smartie says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you."

Jelly Bean thinks about it for a minute and says "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me", and off they go.

After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in.

As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table.

The Lockets take one look at JellyBean and start kicking the jelly sh*t out of him, breaking bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with chairs, and generally having a laugh.

After a while they get bored and walk out.

Jelly Bean pulls his battered Jelly Bean body over to the table and wipes his Jelly Bean blood up and turns to Smartie and says "Ithought you were going to look after me."

"I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are f**king menthol".