OK Magazine Are Proud To Announce The Wedding Of Miss Ashley Cole To Miss Cheryl Tweedy
Why do these 'celebrities' sell the weding rights to magazines? They don't need the money, maybe it's a status thing and if so which is better, OK or HELLO?
Anyway, seeing as anyone other than OK showing a wedding photo will have thier arm cut off and stuffed up thier arse by OKs lawyers, here is the nearest thing I could find.
Here is the happy couple, the spoilt little madam who thinks she can do what she likes with impunity and Miss Cheryl Tweedy.
Ashley Cole, I hope you leave, you are a disgrace to the proud Arsenal name. While your still whining on about the difference between £50,000 and £55,000 a week you may just want to think about where that money comes from. You may well see some of them from the tinted windows of your no doubt gawdy and over the top "look at me I'm rich" limousine, they will be the ones working hard for a living and shopping for bargains so little Jimmy can have his Ashley Cole shirt.
PS. Congratulations.
Anyway, seeing as anyone other than OK showing a wedding photo will have thier arm cut off and stuffed up thier arse by OKs lawyers, here is the nearest thing I could find.
Here is the happy couple, the spoilt little madam who thinks she can do what she likes with impunity and Miss Cheryl Tweedy.
Ashley Cole, I hope you leave, you are a disgrace to the proud Arsenal name. While your still whining on about the difference between £50,000 and £55,000 a week you may just want to think about where that money comes from. You may well see some of them from the tinted windows of your no doubt gawdy and over the top "look at me I'm rich" limousine, they will be the ones working hard for a living and shopping for bargains so little Jimmy can have his Ashley Cole shirt.
PS. Congratulations.
posted by theGoose at 3:56:00 PM
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