Top 10 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Lines

1 "Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"

2 "I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!!"

3 "Nice Asimov."

4 "Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody."

5 "Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"

6 "I'm the droid you're looking for."

7 "Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears."

8 "Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."

9 "Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'"

10 If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me masturbate while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?"

cheers Shumpy

Sadly, the worst bit is that theGoose understands all the lines.