Up The Rectory

A little boy is crying at the edge of a cliff.

A man walks up to him and asks. "Why are you crying?"

"My daddy was in a car and he just drove it off the cliff," he sobs.

"There, there," says the man. "Where's mummy?"

"She was in the car, too", says the boy, "There's no one left to look after me."

"Well", says the Priest, undoing his belt and pulling down his trousers. "Looks like it's not your lucky day".