An apology

Dear Australia,

I feel I must offer, on behalf of England, our insincere apology for the divine dirty and superbunfair way that we out classed you won the game earlier today. To see your team in tears at the end gave us great no pleasure.

I am sure that being the sour faced arse holes sporting nation you are you will never admit that the better team won on the day again.

Whinging Pom