London Underground wish to apologise for the severe points failure in the tottenham area

Due to an irregular betting pattern, William Hill has suspended betting on all this week's football.......it seems someone placed a £10 bet on tottenham to win.

tottenham Hotspur have just been fined £500,000 under the Trades Description's Act for posing as a "football team".

Just went down the newsagent's and bought tottenham Hotspur Magazine. Thank goodness they had porn mags to hide it in!

What is the difference between tottenham and a jar of flowers? You can see a jar of flowers on top of a table.

cheers GMan