St. George Unofficial Bank Holiday

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Three parrots

Three parrots are for sale.

They cost £100, £200 and £15.

A woman asks "Why is that parrot so cheap?"

The shopkeeper replies, "because it used to live in a brothel."

The woman thinks its funny and buys the parrot.

When she gets home the parrot says, "F**k me a new brothel!" The woman laughs.

Her two daughters come home, the parrot says "F**k me new prossies!" The girls laugh.

The husband come home and the parrot says "F**k me Keith i haven't seen you for weeks".
Leave fur where it belongs