St. George Unofficial Bank Holiday

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Gender Based Items

If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many have a gender. For example...

Freezer bags - Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

Photocopier - Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc, if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tire - Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.

Hot Air Balloon - Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under its backside and of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges - Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.

Web page - Female, because they're always getting hit on.

London Underground - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer - Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote control - Female... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider - It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
Leave fur where it belongs