Gender Based Items

If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many have a gender. For example...

Freezer bags - Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

Photocopier - Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc, if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tire - Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.

Hot Air Balloon - Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under its backside and of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges - Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.

Web page - Female, because they're always getting hit on.

London Underground - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer - Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote control - Female... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider - It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!