St. George Unofficial Bank Holiday

Friday, May 26, 2006

A doctor who had been administering to an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired.

At her next check-up, her new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor looked through the list, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night!"
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