Ofo Intrestio

Want to now what feeds theGoose? Check out My Fridge courtesy of the lovely Gotinha

PS. remember to give her stick about the World Cup.

Hello Christiano Ronaldo, oops, he just fell over and I am being shown a yellow card. This couldn't be true so I asked Luis Figo but he couldn't help as someone shot him in the head. I then decided to ask Deco but where was he??? no one knew. I heard he was in cahoots with the Sashquash and the Yeti, but they are myths and Deco is a world star, isn't he??

Jurgen the German showed up in training with a bump and a shinner,..... this is so tedious, I guarentee that no one reads this drivel i write. I just have a beer or two and spout crap in the slight chance that someone does read it.

Is this really what my life has come to? Writing tripe in the slight hope that some poor bastard is sad enough to read it? B*ll*cks, from now on ... from now on what?

I now want France to win the World Cup, infact I never wanted England to win and I am English. Imagine it. "I bow to thee Lord Rooney of back street shops." My Grandmother bows to thee... and here is her phone number...

We are as a nation, sh*t at most sports. I mean, how sad is it that we even invent the games and we get beat at them. "P*ss off you convicts and live in Australia and don't come back until you can beat us at Rugby, Cricket and whatever else."

I am thinking of converting to Judaism, they have such great expressions, "Yoi" I mean "Yoi" is about the best expression without yawning. Mind I don't fancy being a 'roundhead'.

I will try 'Yoi" on mrsGoose. "[cue high pitched whine] "Isn't it about time you got of your lazy as and did some house work."

"Yoi"

For Gods sake. "Yoi yoi yoi"

"I tried Erdinger tonight, another 'white beer', this one is better that some, at least they don't fill the glass with a fruit cocktail."

Now I am stuck with Kenny Banya.

"What's up with Ovaltine?"

"The cups round, the jars round"

"Why don't they call it 'Roundtine'

"That's Gold Jerry, Gold!.