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A slur against a Chicago sports columnist has gotten White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen onto a gay bar's menu: It named a drink after him.

Guillen called Chicago Sun-Times columnist Jay Mariotti, who had been critical of Guillen, a "f*cking fag" during a pre-game interview last month.

Now the Kit Kat Lounge and Supper Club, a gay bar in Chicago that features female impersonators, has come up with "The Effen Ozzie GuillenTini."

The martini is made with assorted fresh fruits and vodka and served with a complimentary copy of the Sun-Times sports section.

"Humour, better than fighting."