St. George Unofficial Bank Holiday

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Airlines Bankruptcy Recovery Plan

Replace all female flight attendants with some good-looking strippers! Why not? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do every thing myself?

Bill Clinton

cheers Larry
Leave fur where it belongs