Joke

A guy goes to an Indian restaurant and asks the waiter for a copy of the menu. The waiter replies, "Curly perm".

The guy says, "What?"

The waiter replies, "Curly perm. Flick."

Confused, the guy says, "Look, I just want a copy of the menu."

The waiter replies, "Short back and sides. Afro. Curly perm."

Having had enough, the guy calls the manager over to complain.

The manager says, "I'm terribly sorry sir, Ashraf is new.

"He only speaks Urdu."

think about it :)