St. George Unofficial Bank Holiday

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Dictionary For Womens Personal Ads

40ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with all your mates
Athletic - No Tits
Average looking - Has a face like an arse
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious smile - Does a lot of pills
Educated - Fucked to death at college
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Friendship first - Former slut/born again virgin
Fun - Annoying
Gentle - Dull
Good listener - Autistic
New Age - Body hair problems
Old fashioned - No blow jobs or anal
Open minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Poet - Depressive
Professional - Bitch
Romantic - Fridgid
Social - Fanny like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous - Very fat
Large lady - Hugely Fat
Wants soulmate - Stalker
Widow - Murderer
Leave fur where it belongs