St. George Unofficial Bank Holiday

Monday, October 08, 2007

A piece of straight, clean string goes into a bar and orders a gin and tonic.

The barman serves the drink, the string downs it and walks out.

Ten minutes later a dirty, twisted, ragged piece of string walks into the bar.

"Here - are you that piece of string that was here ten minutes ago?" asks the barman

"No" replies the string "I'm a frayed knot"
Leave fur where it belongs