Went into my local supermarket last night, and was so tempted, I nicked a joint of beef.
I ran out with it and the security guard chased after me.
"Oi," he shouted, "what you doing with that?!"
"Carrotts, peas, and roast potatoes, now fuck off you nosey bastard" I replied.
I ran out with it and the security guard chased after me.
"Oi," he shouted, "what you doing with that?!"
"Carrotts, peas, and roast potatoes, now fuck off you nosey bastard" I replied.
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