St. George Unofficial Bank Holiday

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Went into my local supermarket last night, and was so tempted, I nicked a joint of beef.

I ran out with it and the security guard chased after me.

"Oi," he shouted, "what you doing with that?!"

"Carrotts, peas, and roast potatoes, now fuck off you nosey bastard" I replied.
Leave fur where it belongs