Flood

I watched Flood last night. The tale of London getting flooded, only for some tart to solve it.

I am no meteorologist and may well be wrong but the storm started out hitting the North East Coast of the US and then turned round and sailed above and around the Hebrides before hitting the North East of Scotland. It then boarded the No8 bus from Old Ford to Bishopsgate, crossed the Thames at Vauxhall bridge and took out Chelsea [the mighty Arsenal survived].

At this point the "boffins" worked out they could send the "surge" back out to sea, where I am guessing that it hit the first Oil Rig, did a Del Boy and asked for "Holland", turned right, and totally submerged he flatland.

If you haven't watched it yet, don't bother. All that was missing was Hugh Grant.