One For The Ladies

How Vibrators Are Better Than Men!

It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.

A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."

They don't get tired after the first time

Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when it tires.

Vibrators don't hog the remote ... Nor the computer!!

We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.

It works "while" the sports games are on.

It always is hard.

It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.

It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.

You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning.

They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.

You don't have to tell the vibrator he's the best you ever had!

Vibrators don't ask who your Daddy is

Vibrators do what you want them to do at ALL times!

They never ask how they were.

They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.

They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another get-go.