Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seatmate who keeps talking to you and snooping at everything you are reading?

Next time just follow these simple instructions, and get ready to enjoy your well-earned privacy:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case,

2. Remove your laptop and open it,

3. Start up,

4. Make sure the annoying guy can clearly see the screen,

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky - take a very deep breath,

6. Open the following web address: http://tinyurl.com/34fzpf [SFW]