St. George Unofficial Bank Holiday

Tuesday, August 01, 2006


I have CDO. It's like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, only in alphabetical order like it should be.
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"I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women."
"Yeah what happened?"
"Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."
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What's the difference between Thanksgiving dinner and pussy?
You can eat your mom's thanksgiving dinner.

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