St. George Unofficial Bank Holiday

Saturday, March 17, 2007

It's Back!

The URL is being looked after by Cayos until next week.
Without the help of Cayos and Babe-Envy my site would be dead.


Tuesday, March 13, 2007


This is just a temporary space until the main site is rebuilt. Google/Blogger decided to delete it without a word.

Good Luck Viacom!

Bush News

What's that Skippy?
Zini has been raped by a Koala!

You think I'm having a bad day!

Somethings are worth missing


Monday, March 12, 2007

Ainsley loves his sausage

Sunday, March 11, 2007

True Wisdom Comes In Many Forms

Michael Moore: If you were to talk directly to the kids at Columbine or the people in that community, what would you say to them if they were here right now?

Marilyn Manson: I wouldn't say a single word to them, I would listen to what they have to say and that's what no one did.


Here is an early Easter Greeting from Larry and theGoose.

Skynet satellite launch postponed

The launch of the British military's Skynet 5 satellite has been postponed due to a last-minute technical glitch.

The delay was ordered when a fault was found in the "deluge" system that sprays water across the launch pad to keep it cool as the rocket lifts off.

The Skynet spacecraft will deliver secure, high-bandwidth communications for UK and "friendly" forces. More If You Can Take It

Saturday, March 10, 2007

10 Things....

Snippets from the week's news, sliced, diced and processed for your convenience by the BBCi.
The premium rate phone services market in the UK is the biggest in the world, worth £1.2bn a year - that's £20 each for every man, woman and child.

2. Terry Wogan gets paid for presenting Children in Need - the only presenter to do so. More Details

3. More than half (52%) of smokers haven't told their parents about their habit. More Details

4. Producing palm oil - hailed as a future biofuel – can produce carbon emissions 10 times that of petroleum.

5. Prince Charles is a fan of veteran reggae artist Sugar Minott - requesting one of his songs be played while visiting a record shop in London. More Details

6. Coffee doesn't make you more alert in the morning, according to a study by Bristol University. More Details

7. Superheroes are susceptible to snipers, with Captain America being killed by a bullet. More Details

8. Only about half of China's population can speak the national language, Mandarin. More Details

9. There are 946 billionaires in the world. More Details

10. The moon glows a coppery red when totally eclipsed by the shadow of the earth - itshue determined by how much dust is in the earth's upper atmosphere. More Details

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Too right!

The Confession


What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?

The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty."


Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."


A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, "What are you doing?"

She answers, "I'm moving to London. I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free."

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a year".


A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee and a 250g pack of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated," You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."

At last..

Ken & 8 million Londoners agree on something...

10 Things....

Snippets from the week's news, sliced, diced and processed for your convenience by the BBCi.

1. Burglar alarms, traffic wardens and crowded busses are good news for home owners, signalling an area is on the up. More Details

2. "Wet disposal" means a hurried assassination.

3. Despite what the movies suggest, a lit cigarette won't ignite clothes doused in petrol, according to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms research laboratory in Beltsville, Maryland. More Details

4. The tentacles of the colossal squid caught by New Zealand fisherman would make calamari rings the size of tractor tyres. More Details

5. Incest is not illegal in France, the Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium or Portugal. More Details

6. But advertising wine on French TV is banned. More Details

7. It's illegal to introduce beavers into the wild.

8. Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez hosts a daily radio phone-in show. More Details

9. Some modern cars have a "limp home" mode. More Details

10. A rise in crematorium funerals is causing an increase in damaging mercury emissions in the air from melted dental fillings. More Details

Friday, March 02, 2007

Cool Idea

Use Your Head to Find the Lost Remotes

Cool Site To Visit

Leave fur where it belongs