St. George Unofficial Bank Holiday

Sunday, February 03, 2008


cohort \KOH-hort\ noun

1 a : one of 10 divisions of an ancient Roman legion *b : band, group c : a group of individuals having a statistical factor (as age or class membership) in common in a demographic study

2 : companion, colleague

Friday, February 01, 2008

More Beadle

Jeremy Beadle's family have released the funeral arrangements. There will be a family service followed by a small finger buffet.

Jeremy Beadle has requested his remains be recycled into compost and scattered on his garden. ITV sources say he could be back in early autumn with "Watch out Beadle's a Sprout".

Apparently Beadle had a tiny willy, on the other hand it looked enormous.....

Jeremy Beadle has been found dead next to a single glove (no, not OJ Simpson again) Detectives don't know the cause of death but think the glove had a small hand in it!

They are filming Jeremy Beadle's funeral at the crematorium for a goodbye tribute. The programme will be called "You've been flamed"

Jeremy beadle did not die due to an illness. He was shot in a card game after he put a Dodgy hand on the table..
Leave fur where it belongs