St. George Unofficial Bank Holiday

Thursday, December 28, 2006

There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.
Donald Rumsfeld

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Bit Late ;)

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

The Cover Up

Tony Bliar: "Listen, Mr Putin, this isn't acceptable. You can't just go around putting government-listed radioactive toxins in people's food just because they work for the opposition. Especially not in the UK. That's not how we do things."

Putin: "Can't you just say that he choked on a chicken bone?"

Bliar: "It's all over the press already - a man decaying from radiation sickness in our hospital, guarded by KGB bully-boys and declaring how he is a poisoned Russian spy. Furthermore, they actually found traces of radioactive toxin at the restaurant AND at the poisoner's hideout. You'll have to come up with something else."

Putin: "What about ten million barrels of Ukranian crude?"

Bliar: "Is that a bribe?"

Monday's papers...
"Russian spy dies of chicken-marrow poisoning - French boycott UK chickens in radioactive battery-farm scare".

'Everyone knows you MUST cook chicken thoroughly to remove all radioactive isotopes.' said newly-appointed British Agriculture minister Ivan Kebchenokov.

Tuesday's papers...
"I was a patsy for a cover-up" says disgraced sushi chef.

The chef of the Sushi Bar, Kung Ho Chi, has been dismissed for the chicken-bone incident. "Sushi is a study of food untainted by heat." said classicly-trained Chi. "Where the hell does chicken fit into that Category?"

He was urged by his replacement lawyer, Vladimir Cholnitzko, to "please be qviet."

Wednesday's papers...
"Chef found dead behind dustbins." Government to launch enquiry into how three bullets, a cyanide capsule and a russian-made dagger made it into a BLT sandwich.

"This highlights the dangers of fast food." said new health minister, Olga Rachmaninov.

Liverpool v Arsenal

The Inspection

The Postponment

The Debate

Friday, December 15, 2006

Solve The Riddle

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Wacky Product of the Week

Well, know that the Barbie doll is a beloved toy and she has almost everything that any little girl can imagine...cars, boyfriends, and even cute little pets.

I think Mattel has now gone too far with a Pooper Scooper Barbie. If you don't believe its real, go check it out.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

The Politics of F*cking

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.

thanks Larry

Smoke and Sleighbells

A Merry Christmas from the nice chaps at Gerber Blades.

thanks Larry

Friday, December 08, 2006

The Ashes Tour Game

Drive the England team to victory
Get behind the wheel of the Ashes Tour Bus in our mad cap game.

Pit your wits and skills in the Ashes Aussie Nobbler game as you aim to get our team through the Australian outback to the test.
Play Here

The Australian Tour bus has broken down so nobble those Aussie hitch-hikers on the way but avoid the crocodiles, eagles and kangaroos as they'll damage the coach.

"Bowled Warnie, aarrggghhhhh!!!!"

Thursday, December 07, 2006

A Sperm-Tastic Invention is Coming

Imagine this: a birth control pill that only has to be taken as regularly as the man engages in sex, whose effects are reversible within 24 hours, and that doesn’t interfere with the man’s personal satisfaction.

It's coming!

Jewelry to Help Tell Her "I HATE You".

Are you trying to figure out what would be the perfect gift for your girlfriend or wife?

You may be having some difficulty because although it's pretty obvious that they want expensive jewelry, your wallet is in denial.

If you want to dump the woman you are with, it's usually a smart move to do it before you spend lots of money on her...unless of course, she gives great gifts. If she's a great gift giver, I have a better idea.

Give her jewelry that helps tell her "I HATE You".

Friday, December 01, 2006

10 Jaw Dropping Kitchens

I am not a cook and don't like to cook, so normally, the idea of looking at photos of kitchens does not really thrill me.

But, I do think this article on some of the latest cooking spaces is sort of cool.

From kitchens that play music to kitchens that float, are these the kitchens of your dreams? Do any want to make you drool or make you want to hurl?

Personally, I am waiting for the kitchen with the built in cooking robot. :)

Video Games Worth Killing For

Here's a collection of the 5 most violent and perhaps sick video games of all time,
that are just so good, they are actually worth killing for.

Leave fur where it belongs